Texas Air Control Tower
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. - Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! !! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts! Y'all be careful now and tell Allah
"hey" for us -- ya hear?.
Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!!!!!
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