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[antonio kleber de araujo]

Resposta de meus amigos ibm’stas   não é mais "multitasking". isso é coisa do passado.   é "high-availability" ou "SMP" - simmetrical multi processing - ou "RAC" - real application clusters   RAC é Oracle. o resto é IBM mesmo.   o cara tá lá no mato ainda pensa que foi Santos Dumont que inventou o avião.   vm Q. How many IBMers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7502439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank," and 20% of the definitions are of the form "A...consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks."" -- ------------------------------------------------ Valter Medina Enterprise Architect & Engineer [EMAIL PROTECTED] +55 11 7609 9891 ------------------------------------------------ __._,_.___ --- Não leve nada pro lado pessoal. Apenas divirta-se. Comentários: www.yahoogroups.com/group/goldenlist-L/messages Newsletter: www.yahoogroups.com/group/goldenlist/messages SPONSORED LINKS Business finance training Business finance course Business finance online course Business finance class Business finance degree online Business finance schools YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS  Visit your group "goldenlist-L" on the web.    To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:  [EMAIL PROTECTED]    Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. __,_._,___