hahahahahhahahahahahaa #1 e' mais que perfeita....
On 7/19/06, Cardoso <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > 1. COWS > 2. THE CONSTITUTION > 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS > > *COWS** > *Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can > track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where > she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their > stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering > around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. > > *THE CONSTITUTION** > *They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just > give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked > for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. > > *TEN COMMANDMENTS* > The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a > courthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not > Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, > judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment. > > > > > > --- > > Não leve nada pro lado pessoal. Apenas divirta-se. > > Comentários: www.yahoogroups.com/group/goldenlist-L/messages > > Newsletter: www.yahoogroups.com/group/goldenlist/messages > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Check out the new improvements in Yahoo! Groups email. http://us.click.yahoo.com/6pRQfA/fOaOAA/yQLSAA/IRislB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> --- Não leve nada pro lado pessoal. Apenas divirta-se. Comentários: www.yahoogroups.com/group/goldenlist-L/messages Newsletter: www.yahoogroups.com/group/goldenlist/messages Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/goldenlist-L/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
