(thx to Glenn)
The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the
E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.
After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat.
An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp
enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom
saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An A comes into the
bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is
not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the
end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh
minor I've found in this bar tonight." The E-flat, not easily
deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit
with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice
corporate job until his company downsized) says: "You're looking
sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development."
This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and
everything else, and stands there au naturel. Eventually, the C
sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C
is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution
of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an
upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found
innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations
to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides, however, that
since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the
bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a
rest -- and closes the bar.
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