(thx to KK)
9 Things I Hate About (almost) Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their can to search the
entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk
to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after
you've found it? Do people do this?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the
damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been something
before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is
the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you
do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be
standing here?
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Some folks have tact while others tell the truth !
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