The BoG spawns again...
Since Jerome introduced the idea that the elite Perl Golfers might
in fact be extra-terrestrials, I have been working to determine which
of us are not of this world. The formula I have used to expose these
aliens follows:
if (normalized Y-index < -5 &&
number of courses played / number of official courses > .5) {
alien == true
}
Using a slightly modified version of this formula, it is possible
to determine those golfers who may be "In Transit" to the Homeworld.
if (normalized Y-index < -5 &&
number of courses played / number of official courses > .25) {
in_transit == probably
}
If in your search for the truth you have found any different formulae,
I would be interested in them.
http://www.redsquirreldesign.com/cgi-bin/fun/mars.pl
Enjoy,
--Dave
PS: Of those involved in the "incident" in '74, some have been determined
to be aliens while others appear to be earthling collaborators.
They will be monitored...
