A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-timeresident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timerinquiringly. The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd neverbelieve that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had aboat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the bestrestaurants of France." The new man asked, "What happened?" "One day Rileyreported his credit cards missing!" A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold Novemberevening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happenedthis evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it.""Oh yes dear, what happened ?" "I came across two guys down by the canal, one ofthem was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks." "Drinkingbattery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?" "Oh that waseasy, I charged one and let the other off."http://foryourinformation.info/jokes/
