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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years..
Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they
were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She
went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How
could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy.. . You explain the kids.'
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