My beer cap overfloweth
   
"Shall I open another beer dear?"

The first time I heard these magical words were some two months back. 
Since then I have heard them so often that I have to share the good news with 
all of you. Here's where it all began.

It was a Sunday afternoon. I was having my regular Sunday afternoon 
beer at my parents' place in Aldona while watching TV. I was just starting on 
my second glass when my wife Beatrice walks in and asks, ""Shall I open 
another beer dear?".

I willingly accepted, but found this query most strange. This is the 
woman who has consistently, for the last nine years, tried to force me to 
have less booze than I would like - whatever the quantity. If I decide to 
have a second peg of Caju Feni she will insist that one is quite enough. If I 
decide that I could do with a second beer she will sound suitably 
shocked that I finished an entire (650ml) beer myself so fast, and will 
immediately serve me a meal so I can't drink anymore. I don't normally drink after 
meals.

I checked the date on my watch. Was it April Fool? No. Was it my 
birthday? 
No. Was it her birthday? No. Our wedding anniversary? No. Not being one 
to count the teeth of a gift horse, I resigned myself to the tenacious 
possibility that maybe she had decided to enthusiastically accept what 
she cannot change. So I did not question Beatrice when she generously 
refilled my second glass of beer.

Now one would think that whole incident was uncharacterestic enough for 
one day.

Hardly had I sipped this my third glass of beer, and congratulated 
myself on this extraordinary change of attitude, my Mum walks in and asks, 
"Would you like some more beer?". Hello! What's happening here. This is the 
woman who for my entire adult life had been telling me to cut down on my 
alcohol consumption. And here she was actually offering me more beer? This 
could not be happening. This could not be true. Now I smelt a rat.

Warily I replied "Sure. Why not!", just to see what would happen, and 
sure enough my Mom walks in with a freshly opened beer and fills my glass to 
the brim. Mom actually tilted my glass and poured from the side of the 
glass so I got maximum liquid and less froth. How unlike normal. This was 
beginning to sound like a day dream which would end all to soon. I actually 
pinched myself to make sure it was not a dream. It wasn't. The chilled beer was 
exquisite.

Casually I ventured into the kitchen where Beatrice and my Mom were 
preparing lunch. Both of them had a full beer glass each standing near 
their respective cutting boards. I cursorily examined the beer glasses. 
Sure on an occasional Sunday they would have a dash of a tiny glass of 
wine or a little 'shandy'. But this was pure beer and not a soft-drink with 
a hint of beer, which was what a normal 'shandy' at my house comprised 
of. I opened the fridge to see one entire shelf stacked with about ten beers. 
Except on festive occasions, or when guests were expected, I don't 
recall a time at my parents house when there were more than two beers ever in 
the fridge. What was happening here?

I asked my Mum what was all this beer consumption about and was very 
quickly educated. Apparently Belo beer had a scheme going. Under each 
Belo beer cap is a prize. From a minimum of a guaranteed Rs. 2/-, one can 
win Rs. 5/-, Rs. 10/-, a 325 ml beer, a 650 ml beer, Rs. 10,000/- and even 
Rs. 50,000/-. But I knew this all along. The difference being that a local 
Aldona boy had recently won Rs. 10,000/-. And everyone seemed to be 
getting at least two beers and quite some cash back in every crate. So 
everybody in Aldona was enthusiastically drinking Belo beers these days.

And the enthusiasm got carried from Aldona to my flat in Miramar. For 
the last few weeks not only is Beatrice encouraging me to drink beer she 
actually goes to the wine shop with the empties and picks up a new Belo 
crate once the previous one is over. Of course she insists on opening 
the bottles herself and I do not deny her that little pleasure. She 
encourages me to get beer-drinking pals over. I get a chilled glass of beer handed 
over to me when I return home from work. I have my wife sharing beer 
with me occasionally - just so much so it justifies opening one more bottle 
for me. I'm not complaining. I'm rejoicing.

And I'm inviting you all over for some beer.

Cheers!

Cecil


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