how cool is this? I got this joke today and the new eloquence spoke in a
British voice, feature? or just cool?
When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy ....
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole
Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with
their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping
at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her
while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't
decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She
wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for
each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought
I
was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know
how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this
is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I
don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that
b*$&! knows I'm smarter than her.
Alright Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if you
disagree, forward it anyway.
Men, forward this if you have BALLS !!!!
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