LOL! Sounds like a variation of the Evil Bastard tech support spoof.
"Welcome to ComCrap Internet, you're one stop source for random answers"
"1st is your monitor on?"
"Ok, clear your browser cache, wait 2 hours & bend over."
"Thanks for calling ComCrap Internet where we strive to be as good as the next impersonal corp entity."
My personal spoof: "Rat Shack, you have questions, we have even more. Would you like a TSP with that?"
Carroll Kong wrote:
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Well, their tier 1 tech support is outsourced. I usually just man handle whoever I get; it's actually occasionally fun.
I call back later and just man handle them by insisting it is not relevant.
Hey what can you expect, the script can only parse so much. :)