Colin Paul Adams wrote:
"Gregory" == Gregory Crosswhite <gcr...@phys.washington.edu> writes:Gregory> Yes, I was once taught that "Every time you use Gregory> unsafePerformIO, God kills a kitten," so every time I Gregory> consider using it I first ask myself: is this really Gregory> worth an innocent kitten's life? I've changed my mind. Everyone go out and use unsafePerformIO all the time. That way we can get rid of all those mudering kittens, and the dragonflies will live longer.
You're missing the bigger picture. It's clear from the literature[*] that the IO monad, the type system, and possibly even Haskell itself, is powered by kittens. If you use up all the kittens, Haskell will just stop working. Terms won't even reach WHNF, they'll be stuck in KAF, Kittenless Abnormal Form.
On the plus side, this does make for a slogan with high market appeal: Haskell: Kittens inside -- [*] http://arcanux.org/lambdacats.html _______________________________________________ Haskell-Cafe mailing list Haskell-Cafe@haskell.org http://www.haskell.org/mailman/listinfo/haskell-cafe
