On Mon, Jul 10, 2006 at 06:24:26PM +0000, Zach White wrote:
> Can anyone think of a more asinine proceedure for logging out? Not only is
> it completely unintuitive, but the very way it operates is hateful.

Shuttle crew members share your hate.

    From THE WEEKLY UNIX NEWSPAPER, London, 16-20 Feb 1998, Issue Number 667

    On Friday the 24th, I was watching the NASA Channel on cable TV to see how
    the experiments and Shuttle crew were doing.  The men on board needed to
    send some adjusting instructions to the automated setups doing experiments
    in the cargo bay, and they were using a laptop to do the sending.  As some
    of you may have heard, there was a "computer problem" on board as reported
    by CNN.  The dialog between the crew and the Johnson Space Center (JSC) went
    something like this:

    Crew: Urgent, Johnson, we can't get a DOS prompt!
    JSC:  Press "C:<enter>".
    Crew: Heck, we're not familiar with all this.
    JSC:  What screen are you looking at?
    Crew: It says "My Computer", and, er, various other icons.
    JSC:  Click on "Start", and then "Shutdown".
    Crew: You click the "Start" button to shut down?
    JSC:  Yeah.  Isn't it obvious?
    Crew: Somebody get me an aspirin.
    JSC:  Just hit the damn "Start" button.
    Crew: We can't do that.  It didn't load a mouse.
    JSC:  Didn't load any mouse at all?
    Crew: Well, yeah, a PS/2 or something.  But we don't have one of those.
    JSC:  Okay.  Press Alt + Esc.
    Crew: And what does that do?
    JSC:  It should help.
    Crew: Negative.
    JSC:  Stand by, will attempt to replicate the problem down here.
    Crew: Roger.

    <Long Pause>

    JSC:  Okay then.  Double-click on the MS-DOS icon.
    Crew: I don't have a mouse.
    JSC:  Go to the backup plan.
    Crew: Which is what?
    JSC:  Dock with the Russians.  They have a Unix workstation you can borrow.

[http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Risks/19.60.html#subj5]


Abigail

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