Dear Website That Shall Not Be Named, it's not so fucking complicated to remember the credentials of a user for more than three fucking minutes -- even I can write code that manages that! So quit fucking logging me out on every other fucking page load, you worthless piece of shit. There is absolutely no reason to make me submit the same comment thrice before it goes through, including making me type it twice because I didn't expect the first time around that your inept handling of authentication failures would make my browser forget form input between reloads. Damn. I don't think I could manage to write code as comically bad as that even on purpose.
</froth> I can't wait until you are finally relegated to the dustbin of history and I can at last delete every trace of you from my browser. Disdainfully yours, -- Aristotle Pagaltzis // <http://plasmasturm.org/>
