I've had this for years- don't know where I got it but thought you all might be amused.
"LAB HIERARCHY" Chief Pathologist Leaps tall building in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water, Gives policy to God Associate Pathologist Leaps short buildings in single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if sea is calm Talks with God The Department Head Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water in an indoor pool Talks with God if special request is approved Director of Laboratories Rarely clears a Quonset hut Loses tug of war with locomotive Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Is occasionally addressed by God Associate Director of Laboratories Makes high marks on the walls when trying to leap tall buildings Is run over by locomotives Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury Dog paddles Talks to animals Supervisor Runs into building Recognizes locomotives two out of three times Is not issued ammunition Can stay afloat with a life jacket Talks to walls Chief Technologist Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building Says "look at the choo-choo" Wets themselves with a water pistol Plays in mud puddles Mumbles to Themselves Histotechnologist Lifts tall buildings and walks under them Kicks locomotives off the tracks Catches speeding bullets in their teeth and eats them Freezes water with a single glance They are God - Anonymous Bernice Frederick HTL (ASCP) Senior Research Tech Pathology Core Facility ECOGPCO-RL Robert. H. Lurie Cancer Center Northwestern University 710 N Fairbanks Court Olson 8-421 Chicago,IL 60611 312-503-3723 b-freder...@northwestern.edu<mailto:b-freder...@northwestern.edu> _______________________________________________ Histonet mailing list Histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu http://lists.utsouthwestern.edu/mailman/listinfo/histonet