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From:
Nyem <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Fri 13:35
Subject:
[ADIL-Net] [scm] Plot to kill Mahathir?
To:
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From: Nyem <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
The following postings were taken from soc.culture.malaysia
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Author: abanghah <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: 1999/11/04
A very funny political satire (in Malay) from one of the Reformasi
sites.
Its about a conspiracy within UMNO involving those "supposedly" close to
Mahathir to kill him on 27 Rejab or 6 November 1999. In the same vein as
Prof Shannon's "SHIT" the writer referred Mahathir as "Kepala Taik"
(Shithead) and the UMNO members conspiring to kill Mahathir as "ketul
ketul
taik" (lumps of shit).
Really shitty satire...but is there truth in it. Is the writer trying to
warn Mahathir about the plot within UMNO to murder him ?????
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27 Rejab 1442 : "Ides of March" Bagi Kepala Taik ???
(PERINGATAN : Ini adalah hanya satira. Walau pun begitu elok kalau
Kepala
Taik ambil maklum dan berhati-hati. Musuh dalam selimut itu merbahaya.
Kita
tak mahu kenyataan Kepala Taik seketika dulu "Tak ada pumbunuhan politik
dalam budaya Melayu" makan diri sendiri.)
Tarikh 27 Rejab 1442 bersamaan 6 November 1999 adalah hari Israk Mikraj
yang mulia bagi ummmat Islam. Pada hari Israk Mikraj ummat Islam
meningkatkan amalan-amalan untuk mendekatkan lagi diri kepada Allah.
Tapi lain pulak ertinya hari Israk Mikraj kepada Kepala Taik @ MahaZalim
dan Ketul-Ketul Taik BN(ajis)nya. Kepala Taik @ MahaZalim telah
merancangkan acara berjalan untuk negara pada hari itu.
Tapi ada Ketul-Ketul Taik kesayangan beliau yang punyai rancangan mereka
tersendiri.
Di suatu pelusuk Lubang Keramat, beberapa Ketul-Ketul Taik yang dekat
dengan Kepala Taik dan sangat disayangi oleh Kepala Taik sedang membuat
rancangan. Rancangan tersebut di namakan "Projek Kemutan Mega AMNO",
iaitu
suatu konspirasi yang menetapkan 27 Rejab bersamaan 6hb November 1999
sebagai "Ides of March" bagi "Kepala Taik".
Ya pada hari itu Kepala Taik akan dicincang-cincang oleh Ketul-Ketul
Taik
kesayangannya hingga menjadi Taik Cair dan tersembur dikemut keluar
terkincit-kincit dari Lubang Keramat.
"Ides of March" adalah hari Julius Caesar dibunuh kerana beliau telah
membolot kuasa sepenuhnya dan memerintah Empayar Rome sebagai diktator.
Segala jentera kerajaan dikuasai oleh Caesar dan berfungsi untuk
kepentingan peribadinya. Maka sekumpulan Senator-Senator yang telah
bersumpah mempertahankan pemerintahan Caesar dengan nyawa mereka telah
berasa terancam lalu berkomplot dalam suatu konspirasi untuk membunuh
Caesar.
Maka pada "Ides of March" (15 March tahun 44 BC) Julius Caesar telah
mati
ditikam bertubi-tubi oleh sekumpulan aristocrat Rome.
Menurut ceritanya, Julius Caesar telah diberi amaran supaya
berhati-hati,
"Beware of the Ides of March". Tapi kerana ajal telah ditetapkan maka
tidaklah dihiraukan beliau amaran tersebut.
Dizaman kecanggihan Information Technology, maka amaran pun
disampaikanlah
kepada Kepala Taik @ MahaZalim melalui Internet ......"Beware of 27
Rejab".
Kalaulah Shakespeare yang menulis satira ini mungkin beliau menulisnya
begini," Oh ShitHead, thou art damned...Beware...Beware of 27 Rejab".
Oleh : "U2 Brutus"
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Author: Mat J Salleh <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: 1999/11/05
Now that we know for sure that there actually is a plot from within UMNO
(somewhere) to terminate Mahathir, the big question is who are the
conspirators?
It could be almost any one of the 20 million plus people in the country.
Just kidding!
On a more serious note, it has become increasingly apparent that
Mahathir
in his desperation has managed to piss off a lot of people within UMNO,
including many who used to swear blind obedience to him. These
individuals
have figured out (at last) that the writing is on the wall for Mahathir,
BN
and UMNO. They are also approaching the understanding that, when the
shit
hits the fan after the coming election, Mahathir is finished both
politically and personally and he is going to rat on everyone he knows
in
order to try to take the heat off himself as the architect of Malaysia's
corruption and its ruined economy.
So the plan is to get rid of Mahathir in advance and make contingency
plans
to leave the country just in case. For example, why do you think Halim
Saad
has acquired his exile property in Uraguay? And what about Megat Junid's
spectacular Perth property? Let's not forget Daim's European
hideaway(s).
And last but not least, what about Najib? Why do you think he's been so
quiet lately? answer: because he's been busily acquiring (exile) real
estate in the U.K. and South Africa.
It's pretty easy to figure out who the murder plotters are. Exactly who
they are going to use to terminate Mahathir is harder to know.
Cave Idus November, Mahathir.............you condemned nutcase!
-- The White Man
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