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PAS : KE ARAH PEMERINTAHAN ISLAM YANG ADIL
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Assalamualaikum,
Iseyman awe din, pening ambo baca masaalah si mamat ni. Kalau tak
silap orang panggil family structure si mamat ni sebagai matrix
structure. Kalau dalam syarikat bagus juga structure ni. Dari satu
sudut boss kita berada diatas sebagai ketua. Satu sudut lain pula
dia boleh jadi kuli kita.
Khabarnya, keluar di TV Amerika dalam satu rancangan; pasal sorang
cucu dan nenek (mungkin 3 kali ganda lebih tua) sudah naik syok
sesama sendiri dan bercadang nak kawin. Entah2 bapa si mamat ni
belajar dari situ kot.
Walaubagaimanapun suruh mamat tu minta cop Jakim dulu - halal ke
tidak datuk kawin half-cucu. Melencung sikit pasal cop Jakim,
lately ni keyakinanku terhakis. Teringat pasal gambar lembu kena
siksa. Tengok juga cara ayam disembelih pakai gantung kaki, aku
jadi waswas nak makan di Kenturkey Fried Ayam. Mungkin juga aku ni
termakan pujukan setan waswas tak tahulah.
Tapi untuk tidak terjebak dalam suasana si mamat, awal2 lagi aku
akan suruh bapak dia cari orang lain. Sikit punya banyak janda,
andalusia, artislusia, ningbaizura, apekehal nak kawin dengan
step-cucu. Itu belum sebut pasal pembahagian pesaka lagi.
Satu lagi, apahal mamat tu pergi BAR pulak - mungkin dah hilang rasa
takut diserbu JAIS kot.
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: awe din <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Wednesday, August 02, 2000 10:36 AM
> Subject: H-Net* Family Problems
>
> Salam,
> Aku nak berkongsi problem yang dihadapi oleh si Mamat ni
> dengan korang semua, terutama si MENCELAH dan si ENCIK QUIET.
> Cerita/problemnya seperti ini :
>
> Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. After a while
> one of them said " You think you have family problem? Just listen
> to mine.... A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up
> daughter and we got married. Later my father married my
> stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father
> became my stepson! Also my wife became mother-in-law of her
> father-in-law. THEN the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a
> son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son,
> but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him
> my wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half brother!
> THIS WAS nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the sister
> of my son, my mother-in-law, is also the grandmother! This makes
> my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my
> father's wife. I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her
> own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my own
> grandfather. AND you think you have family problems??? Hah? ".
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