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PAS : KE ARAH PEMERINTAHAN ISLAM YANG ADIL
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There was a MCA, a MIC and an UMNO youth on death row.
The Warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1 was to be shot, 2 was to be
hung, 3 was to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.
So the MCA youth said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom ... He was dead instantly).
Then the MIC youth said, "Just hang me." (Snap ... He was dead.)
Then the UMNO guy said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him his first
shot and he fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was
wrong with this UMNO guy. Then the UMNO guy said "Give me another one of those shots,"
so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard he almost was peeing in his pants. So finally the warden
said, "What the h#ll is wrong with you?"
The UMNO youth replied "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a condom." Datin Paduka
Marina Mahathir said "Condom will protect us from AIDS."
The warden sigh "A confirmation that UMNO youths are dumb."
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