*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* { Sila lawat Laman Hizbi-Net - http://www.hizbi.net } { Hantarkan mesej anda ke: [EMAIL PROTECTED] } { Iklan barangan? Hantarkan ke [EMAIL PROTECTED] } *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* PAS : KE ARAH PEMERINTAHAN ISLAM YANG ADIL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Subject: FW: POLITICAL GUTS > > > > > > Once during the gulf war, the President of USA, and the Prime Ministers of > > UK and Singapore were travelling on a warship that was cruising near > > S.Arabia. The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were; their > > discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the > > bravery of their own soldiers. The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what > > is > > guts", where upon he called his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and > > swim > > 3 rounds around this ship!". The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, > > Sir", jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the > > ship, > > with the sharks chasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the > > Colonel came up to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. > > President!". The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!". > > > > The Prime Minister of UK was pissed. He had to show. He called his 3-star > > General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds around > > this > > ship!". The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", jumped into the > > shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks > > chasing him like gila!(lunatic). After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star > > General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!". The proud UK > > PM replied "That's what I call guts!" > > > > The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot tahan. He had to show that his > > soldiers have guts too. He called one of his Private and said "Soldier, > > jump into the sea and swim 50 rounds around this ship!". The Private > > replied > > Oi, you siao(crazy) izzit? I juz bought my condo and I am paying through > > my > > nose. Now, U want me to jump and die? If u want to hao lian (show off),You > > jump into the sea yourself ! ()&*(#@%(&)_*" The Singapore PM smiled and said > > "Now,that's what I call guts!". > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ( Melanggan ? To : [EMAIL PROTECTED] pada body : SUBSCRIBE HIZB) ( Berhenti ? To : [EMAIL PROTECTED] pada body: UNSUBSCRIBE HIZB) ( Segala pendapat yang dikemukakan tidak menggambarkan ) ( pandangan rasmi & bukan tanggungjawab HIZBI-Net ) ( Bermasalah? Sila hubungi [EMAIL PROTECTED] ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pengirim: "Hassan, Haslim" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>