Nice to ponder..see new additions on Malaysia.
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> Something light for a change......
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> The "Two Cow Explanation" of What Makes ...
>
> A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep
> one and give one to your
> neighbor.
> A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes
> one and gives it to
> your neighbor.
> A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has
> none. So what?
> A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has
> none. You feel guilty for
> being successful. You vote people into office who
> tax your cows, forcing
> you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The
> people you voted for
> then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to
> your neighbor. You
> feel righteous.
> A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government
> seizes both and provides you
> with milk.
> A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes
> both and sells you the
> milk. You join the underground and start a campaign
> of sabotage.
> DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN-STYLE: You have two cows. The
> government taxes you to
> the point you have to sell both to support a man in
> a foreign country who
> has only one cow, which was a gift from your
> government.
DEMOCRACY, MALAYSIAN-STYLE : You have two cows. You
can do anything with them as long as you follow what I
dictate.
BUSINESS, SINGAPORE-STYLE : You don't have two cows
nor people to handle them. So, you acquire the cows
and your neighbours, slaughter the cows and sell them
back to your neighbours at 300% profit.
> CAPITALISM, AMERICAN-STYLE: You have two cows. You
> sell one, buy a bull,
> and build a herd of cows.
> BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN-STYLE: You have two cows. The
> government takes them
> both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the
> milk, then pours the
> milk down the drain.
> AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell
> one, and force the
> other to produce the milk of four cows. You are
> surprised when the cow
> drops dead.
> A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on
> strike because you want
> three cows.
> A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
> redesign them so they are
> one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20
> times the milk.
> A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
> reengineer them so they live
> for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
> themselves.
> AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you
> don't know where they
> are. You break for lunch.
> A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count
> them and learn you have
> five cows. You count them again and learn you have
> 42 cows. You count them
> again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting
> cows and open another
> bottle of vodka.
> A MEXICAN CORPORATION: You think you have two cows,
> but you don't know what
> a cow looks like. You take a nap.
> A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows, none of
> which belongs to you. You
> charge for storing them for others.
> A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
> enter into a partnership
> with an American corporation. Soon you have 1,000
> cows and the American
> corporation declares bankruptcy.
> AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
> worship them.
AN ARABIAN BEDOUIN : You don't have two cows but
camels.
>
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