Too funny. Thanks, sb
On 6/7/05, ScratchMonkey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --On Tuesday, June 07, 2005 2:57 AM -0700 Clayton Macleod > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > email disclaimers are great...not at all a waste of time or space, or > > hilarious in any way...and oh-so legally binding...or on-topic for > > that matter...shushing now... > > For your amusement: > > <http://www.goldmark.org/jeff/stupid-disclaimers/fun.html> > > And a pretty good page on why they're not a good idea: > > <http://www.goldmark.org/jeff/stupid-disclaimers/> > > (The rest of Jeff's "netrant" site is a great read, too.) > > And to get you to check out the above links, I provide you with the > following example. ;) > > ***** IMPORTANT INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER ***** > This document should be read only by those persons to whom it is addressed. > If you have received this message it was obviously addressed to you and > therefore you can read it, even it we didn't mean to send it to you. > However, if the contents of this email make no sense whatsoever then you > probably were not the intended recipient, or, you are a mindless cretin; > either way, you should immediately delete yourself & destroy your computer! > Once you have taken this action please contact us.. no you idiot, you cant > use your computer, you just destroyed it, and by the way, you are also > deleted, but we digress...... > > The Originator of this email is not liable for the transmission of the > information contained in this communication, unless they are the originator > in which case they probably are liable and rightly so considering the > content of the aforementioned communication. > > In the event that the originator did not send this email to you, then > please return it to us and attach a scanned-in picture of your mothers > brothers wife wearing nothing but cami-knickers, and we will immediately > refund you exactly half of what you paid for the can of Pal Meaty-Bites you > bought when you went to Woolies yesterday. > > We take no responsibility for non-receipt of this email because we are > running Windows NT & everyone knows how glitchy that can be. In the event > that you do get this message then please note that we take no > responsibility for that either. Nor will we accept any liability, tacit or > implied, for any damage you may or may not incur as a result of receiving, > or not, as the case may be, from time to time, notwithstanding all > liabilities implied or otherwise, ummm,shit, where was I..umm, no matter > what happens, IT's NOT, and NEVER WILL BE, OUR FAULT! > > The comments & opinions expressed herein are my own and NOT those of my > employer, who, if he knew I was sending emails and surfing porno > sites,would cut off my gonads and feed them to me for afternoon tea. > > _______________________________________________ > To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, please > visit: > http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds_linux > _______________________________________________ To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, please visit: http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds_linux
