Re: [HolyGeek] Re: bonsai trees

[Sam]

----- Original Message ----- From: ts To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, September 21, 2004 10:39 PM Subject: [HolyGeek] Re: bonsai trees --- In [EMAIL PROTECTED], Sam <[EMAIL PROTECTED]...> wrote: >   ~~~ >   implies one needs to possess a bit of faith, yes? > >   perhaps too rare a thing in this world where we seem >   so often to require immediate and visible results. >   everything grows ... >   at a pace consistant with it's own nature. > >   seeing bonsai trees as buddhas ... >   [with faith that their bark is worse then their blight] ;) > >   -ts- > >   groan.... >   the bonsais have groan pains... sp > >   ~~~ ;) i'm not even sorry. ;) -ts- You are clearly far gone...   A joke as a reward...   Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous. Simply, in on the ding and out on the dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!" Love, Sam Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ADVERTISEMENT Yahoo! Groups Links To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HolyGeek/   To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED]   Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.