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Peacewiki is looking better and better.. What is
the Watchlist for???
A man walking in the Lower East side of NY passes a
store window that is full of clocks and watches. Realizing that his watch has
not been working properly he enters the shop. He is greeted by a rabbinical
looking little old man. He tells the man that he would like to have his watch
repaired. The little old man answers: "I'm sorry. I don't repair watches".
(provide your own accent as you read this) .. "Well, in that case", says
our hero, "Maybe I'd like to buy a watch".
"I'm sorry," say the old man again," I don't sell
watches".
"So, you don't sell watches, you don't repair
watches. What do you do?"
"I do circumcisions." Replies the old
man.
"If you do circumcisions why do you have watches in
the window???"
"If you gave circumcisions, what would you put in
the window? (supply your own accent)
sorry... I couldn't resist...Sam
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