You are bored. I have sensed this for a while. Maybe others have too, but what have they really done about it you have to ask yourself. Well, I'm gonna tell ya - *nothing* that's what they've done about it.
But things are about to get a lot more interesting for you in the next few seconds, because you are invited to visit my new website, BrassInformant.com, a humor website that caters to brass players. That's right, brass players! Let me shout it out for those of you reading this on your cell phone and need to clean your screen, BRASS PLAYERS! BrassInformant.com was professionally designed with the wonderful help from a gifted lad in Lowestoft, England. No joke, really, from England, he's got the accent and called me mate through the entire project too. I got so used to this, I started calling everyone mate, and french fries simply as chips, and referring to popsicles as cold- on-the-cob. See, you've not even visited the website yet and things are getting better already. Anyway, here are the headlines from recent stories posted: "VEGAN TRUMPETER BORES AUDIENCE TO DEATH" http://brassinformant.com/post/4801160503/vegan-trumpeter-bores-audience-to-death "MUSIC FACULTY HOLDS MUSIC AUDITIONS IN THE NUDE" http://brassinformant.com/post/4684145072/music-faculty-holds-music-auditions-in-the-nude "BRASS QUINTET TO LEAD NEXT SPACE SHUTTLE MISSION" http://brassinformant.com/post/4439578343/brass-quintet-to-lead-next-space-shuttle-mission "BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN PACIFIC NORTHWEST CARRYING A TROMBONE" http://brassinformant.com/post/4275246300/bigfoot-spotted-in-pacific-northwest-carrying-a BrassInformant.com has a Facebook Fan page you can "like" and can be followed on Twitter and Tumblr blogs. You can also easily subscribe via e-mail on the website or from this link: http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailverify?uri=BrassInformant&loc=en_US Please feel free to forward this message to any musician that has a sense of humor and who is at least 13 years of age. Thanks! Enjoy! David A. Roth [email protected] (I apologize if you are seeing this announcement more than once.) _______________________________________________ post: [email protected] unsubscribe or set options at https://pegasus.memphis.edu/cgi-bin/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
