My Dear Connards, Now I am having the mostest of difficulties with these facts as shown on the TV news today about the French not being part of our alliance against Goddam Inssein and the peoples in America protesting this by not buying French products such as cheese, wine (they were making pourings out of wines onto the streets in New York City), cookbooks, Peugeots, Citroens, Buffet clarinets, Loree oboes, VanDoren reeds, Selmer saxes, fries and ticklers for examples of the boycottings so I wanted to join up and boycott also but I get my cheeses from Wisconsin, my wines from California, my cookbooks from Britain, my cars from Germany and Detroit, I don't play (or even ever try to make listenings to the woodwind instruments), I like my potatoes only baked or mashed and I have not seen a tickler since college so I have decided, and any of you who are true patriots should also make the makings of the same decisions, that I am going to NEVER, NEVER, NEVER PLAY THE FRENCH HORN AGAIN, so there!!!
Kindestest of Greetonings and mostestest of protestings, Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber, Schplittenotendorf am Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.) Solo Horn, Exit 2 Brass Quintet Hornist, Broken Winds WW Quintet Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn Quartet Hornist as Needed, L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di Feces Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit 2 Community College, Exit 2, NJ Author, "The Kopprasch Connection," "Kopprasch for Fun and Profit," "Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In?" and "Hooked on Hornonics" Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the Study, Preservation and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar System Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous Grand Poobah of the Koppraschian Kult Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch Channel (AKC), Kopprasch Public Radio (KPR) Host of The Kopprasch Factor on AKC and "All Kopprasch Considered" on KPR Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one stop shop for all you need! Interplanetarily Known Soloist and Artist of Record Phone: yes Fax: yes E-mail: yes Website: no "Kopprasch: it's all I do and I do it well." _______________________________________________ post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] set your options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
