One must hope that the Professor's teachers were never all in the house for dinner at the same time....imagine the confusion: "Otto, pass me the sauerkraut, por favor", or, "Franz, that last snitzel is minen...Go practice your Kopprasch!". No wonder the Prof seems a bit muddled sometimes.....
----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, November 04, 2003 3:04 PM Subject: [Hornlist] Gestopftmitscheist horn teachers and family tree > Mark "Determinator" L. wrote: > Schmutzig, no doubt was > the teacher of the famous Professor Gestopftmitscheisst. > NOW, I am having the mostestest of crapulations over this one because it is > just not true, NOT TRUE, NO WAY, JOSE, FALSE, FALSER, FALSESTEST, FALSESTESTEST > and also a lying bloodification since I studied with the mostestest of many, > many, very, very famous teachers in my home village of Schpittenotendorf am > Oedland, the neighboring town to Bad Lippstadt and always these teachers came to > my house to give me my lessons and my mostestest belovedestest Mama, Helga > Schwartzherzschlutt Gestopftmitscheist von Kopprasch always fixed them dinner > after my lessons, got them real drunk on homemade absinthe and let them spend > the night and the that stupid assjack Schmutzig was never in our house, just my > teachers: Otto Fisch, Oscar Franz, Franz Strauss, Otto Franz, Franz Oscar, > Oscar Strauss, Franz Fisch, Otto Strauss and Oscar Fisch and I DO KNOW who my > teachers were but I am not sure about my father? > > Kindestest Greetonings and Mostestest of Geneologicals, > > Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist > Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber, Schplittenotendorf am > Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.) > Solo Horn, Exit 2 Brass Quintet > Hornist, Broken Winds WW Quintet > Principal 4th Horn, Academy of St. Paul in Minneapolis > Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn Quartet > Hornist as Needed, L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes > Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di Feces > Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte > Principal Assistant Principal Mellophone and Volume Specialist, NJ Turnpike > Authority Drum and Bugle Corps > Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit 2 > Community College, Exit 2, NJ > Author, "The Kopprasch Connection," "Kopprasch for Fun and Profit," > "Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In?" and "Hooked on Hornonics" > Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the Study, Preservation > and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar System > Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous > Grand Poobah of the Koppraschian Kult > Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch Channel (AKC), Kopprasch > Public Radio (KPR) > Host of The Kopprasch Factor on AKC and All Kopprasch Considered on KPR > Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one stop shop for all you need! > Interplanetarily Known Soloist and Artist of Record > Exclusive Bundy, Sansone, Carl Fisher, Olds Ambassador and Conn Artist > Phone: yes > Fax: yes > E-mail: yes > Website: no > > COMING SOON, MY NEWEST BOOK: "What if Saddam had Given Ouday and Qusay Olds > Ambassador SINGLE F French Horns and Kopprasch Books instead of Kalishnikovs, > Electric Cattle Proders and Pornography?" > > "Kopprasch is always re-elected!" > _______________________________________________ > post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > set your options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/fbaucom%40sbcglobal.net _______________________________________________ post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] set your options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
