Chris "Columbus" wrote:

<< Conn had hand made horns? >>

Now, it is depending the mostest as to what you mean by "hand made" as I once 
visited the old Conn factory in ELKHART, IND as the bells used to toll, right 
of the Indiana Toll Road, in fact, and I can give you the mostest of 
assurings that there were many hands there making instruments of all types, 
including 
the famous and then very cheap 8D, as well as the 4D, 6D, 28D, etc. and 
trumpets and trombones and tubas and mellophones and alto horns and 
mellophoniums 
and sousaphones and also the moutpieces to put in these things to make the 
playings thereoff, and so, NO, they were not "HAND MADE," but, YES, they were 
HANDS 
MADE," but later I heard that they started stamping them out of sheet metal 
in Costa Rica or Panama or someplace like that and then they mated the Conn and 
the King unsuccessfully in Ohio and now they are trying to clone Holtons like 
sheep or something like that so I'm glad I still have my trusty old 6D and my 
double-belled, six valved, single B Sansone!

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