My son plays tr*mbone (family list, no cursing) in the local high school band, and today he received a letter from his band director containing instructions for their upcoming spring concert. Well, his director also e-mailed these instructions to me. I haven't yet read the whole thing because the following sentence shook me to the foundations:
*** "Members of the Symphonic Band should arrive at 6:45 p.m. in your formal outfit." *** My question is, "How-the-heck did the Symphonic Band members know where I kept my tuxedo?" ...and exactly *how many* of them does he expect will fit into it?" It's bad enough that, just this morning, I shot a bear in my pajamas... but now I have to put up with THIS? jrc _______________________________________________ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
