Dear Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist, would you kindly send me one of your F.A.R.T.s & bill me via Paypal
Here is my address: Sickfrid Fafner Furzergasse No.10 A-1111 Vienna, Fart district ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > --- Ursprüngliche Nachricht --- > Von: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > An: horn@music.memphis.edu > Betreff: [Hornlist] Re: embouchure strengthening device > Datum: Sun, 28 Aug 2005 12:27:48 EDT > > Steve Ovitsky wrote: > > << Here's possibly the last embouchure building gadget you'll ever need. > eBay item 7344912178 >> > > Now, I must be making the tellings to you all that this device is a > probably > maybe a knock-off and imitator of my famous and almost patented French > horn > Articulation and Range Titanicator (or F.A.R.T. for short) which helped > many > people have the mostest of successesses in their chosen professions as > well > as get their third degrees! > > Kindestest of Greetonings and Mostestest of Debuffifications, > > Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist > Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber, Schplittenotendorf am > Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.) > Solo Horn, Exit 2 Brass Quintet > Hornist, Broken Winds WW Quintet > Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn Quartet > Assistant Associate Principal Mellophone, NJ Turnpike Authority Drum and > Bugle Corps, "The Phantom Lane Changers" > Hornist as Needed, L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes > Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di Feces > Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte > Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit > 2 > Community College, Exit 2, NJ > Author, "The Kopprasch Connection," "Kopprasch for Fun and Profit," > "Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In?" "Hooked on > Hornonics," and > "What If Saddam Had Given Ouday and Qusay Olds Ambassador or Conn Pan > American > Single F Horns and a Kopprasch Book Instead of AK 47's, Booze and Porn?" > Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the Study, > Preservation > and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar System > Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous > Grand Poobah of the Koppraschian Kult > Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch Channel (AKC), Kopprasch > Public Radio (KPR) > Host of The Kopprasch Factor on AKC and All Kopprasch Considered on KPR > Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one stop shop for all you need! > Interplanetarily Known Soloist and Artist of Record > Exclusive Bundy, Carl Fischer, Olds Ambassador, Sansone and Conn Artist > Who > Does Not Get His Horns For Free > Phone: yes > Fax: yes > E-mail: yes > Website: no > > "Kopprasch is worth fighting for." > _______________________________________________ > post: horn@music.memphis.edu > unsubscribe or set options at > http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/hans%40pizka.de > -- SigfridFafner the under ground horn player from Vienna 5 GB Mailbox, 50 FreeSMS http://www.gmx.net/de/go/promail +++ GMX - die erste Adresse für Mail, Message, More +++ _______________________________________________ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
