My dearest HORNTRASH,
I would be glad to accept this student for you, except that I have
spent all of my money setting up accounts so I can transfer money
from a deposed Nigerian Prime Minister who hoarded cash in a bank in
Titticaca and wants to get it here in the US. I mortgaged my house
and sold all of my horns (I am so, so good that I no longer need a
horn, as described in the Schmutzin method.).
As soon as I get my huge fortune in transfer fees as promised I will
be able to unhock one of my horns, get a place to live and I can
teach again.
scottito
PS: As usual, a very amusing post!
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