Now, I am the mostestest of thankings having to you all for joining in the  
CLAMSAA celebrations so please be having some looks at the updated web page  
devoted to our devotions:
 
_http://www.horncamp.org/clamsaa.htm_ (http://www.horncamp.org/clamsaa.htm) 
 
Seasonings Greetonings and Mostest of Clamifications to all!
 
Prof. I. M.  Gestopftmitscheist
Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber,  Schplittenotendorf am 
Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.)
Solo  Horn, Bad Corner Brass Quintet
Hornist, Broken Winds WW  Quintet
Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn  Quartet
Assistant Associate Principal Mellophone, NJ Turnpike Authority Drum  and 
Bugle Corps, "The Phantom Lane Changers" (summer only)
Hornist as Needed,  L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes
Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di  Feces
Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte
Adjunct,  Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit 2 
Community  College, Exit 2, NJ (Ret.)
Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn,  Pest Control and Home 
Petroleum Studies, Northern New Hampshire Technical  Institute, Bad Corner, NH
Author, "The Kopprasch Connection," "Kopprasch for  Fun and Profit," 
"Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In?" "Hooked  on Hornonics," 
and 
"What If Saddam Had Given Ouday and Qusay Olds Ambassador or  Conn Pan American 
Single F Horns and a Kopprasch Book Instead of AK 47's, Booze  and Porn?" 
Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the  Study, Preservation 
and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar  System
Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous
Grand Poobah  of the Koppraschian Kult
Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch  Channel (AKC), Kopprasch 
Public Radio (KPR)
Host of The Kopprasch Factor on  AKC and All Kopprasch Considered on KPR
Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one  stop shop for all you need!
Owner-Operator, Bad Corner Petroleum Laboratory,  " The Worlds Largest Valve 
Oil Factory"
Founder and Disseminator of CLAMSAA,  the Universal Holiday for Horn Players
Interplanetarily Known Soloist and  Artist of Record
Exclusive Bundy, Carl Fischer, Olds Ambassador, Sansone and  Conn Artist Who 
Does Not Get His Horns For Free
Phone: yes
Fax:  yes
E-mail: yes
Website: no
 
"He who fears clams is doomed to repeat them!"
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