Steve "Frenchy" Freides inquisites: But Professor, I do not see "bivalvulation" explained. Please enlighted me, or at least tell me what it means. Now, here is the definition as defined in the Kopprasch Heritage Dictionary: bi·valve n. 1. A mollusk, such as an oyster or a clam, that has a shell consisting of two hinged valves. --bi·valve adj. 1. Having a shell consisting of two hinged valves. 2. Consisting of two similar separable parts. --bi“valved” adj. --bi-valvulation v. 1. to create the constant emissions of no-speakies, phwops, phwaps, phwups, phreeps, schplats, schpleahs, schplooees, schpladats, scpladatandos, schploinks, schplinks and schplooieooieooies from the bell of a horn. 2. What will happen to a horn player in a concert if he/she has not practiced Kopprasch. No. 1. Seasonings Greetonings and Mostestest of Clamsaalations!
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