--wabotte warbled: << Query. Is a "false note" well played a "false note". I've seen this term used for 7th and 11th interval applications. When is a note false? Who dreams up our terminology? Maybe Prof I.M.G. has a disfunctional answer. >>
Now, firstly, the term you are searching for is disflatulational and this is all discussed at the mostest, longestest of lengths in my soon to be published book, "The Undiscovered Kopprasch: True or False?" which is the sequel to my recent best seller, "The Da Vinci Clam" as we all know that 7's and 11's are the mostest critical numbers in all things, expecially when you need a late night or early morning tank of gas, cup of coffee, Slim Jims, Ring Dings, Twinkies, Slurpees or condoms so it makes sense that if you add 7 and 11, you get 18 and if you subtract 7 from 11, you get 4 and if you add 4 to 7 you get 11 and 18 minus 7 is 11 and so on and so on, so there is the triedest and truestest of logics of hte universe here but as to intervals and notes, especially on the horn, there is little logic involved, but much in the way of theory, as even when you want the right one, you get the wrong one, and we have these false notes where logic would dictate that there should be no notes, since it is sometimes unnatural, not natural, to try to play notes without valves, so then it comes down to such things as whether you are using your true embouchure and if not, then you must be using your false one, so then it must make some sense that you must use your false embouchure to get the false notes, but if you are using the false embouchure to get the true notes, then you must change it, so the change is made, and then you will still clam, so you sue your surgeon for the faulty embouchure change, and win, and our rates go up, and luckily, we have all had these discussions at great length but the mostest, greatestest thing to keep even in the remotestest recessesses of your mind is that these terminologies are dreamed up not by practical people with hands on experience such as techies, nerds or geeks but by so-called "artists" and "educators" who's egos and stupidities only allow for the perpetrations of urban myths, suburban legends, country folklores and Pavlovian traditions who have said and heard the same things over and over and over again, so many times, they actually believe it, and let's not forget about "more air" and yes, I got some yesterday, it came UPS, and I will tell you later where you can get it, and how to order online, and they do take PayPal, and if you are having believings of this, you don't need to practice Kopprasch, and to answer all the questions: "You can't learn to golf from a book" and "You can throw some hay to the cow over the fence but you can't throw the cow over the fence some hay" and "Two falsies only add up to the truth if you have a hand on it." Happiestest of New Year's and Please Give the Drinking to Your Assistant If You Are Driving! Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber, Schplittenotendorf am Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.) Solo Horn, Bad Corner Brass Quintet Hornist, Broken Winds WW Quintet Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn Quartet Assistant Associate Principal Mellophone, NJ Turnpike Authority Drum and Bugle Corps, "The Phantom Lane Changers" (summer only) Hornist as Needed, L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di Feces Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit 2 Community College, Exit 2, NJ (Ret.) Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn, Pest Control and Home Petroleum Studies, Northern New Hampshire Technical Institute, Bad Corner, NH Author, "The Kopprasch Connection," "Kopprasch for Fun and Profit," "Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In?" "Hooked on Hornonics," "What If Saddam Had Given Ouday and Qusay Olds Ambassador or Conn Pan American Single F Horns and a Kopprasch Book Instead of AK 47's, Booze and Porn?" and "The Da Vinci Clam: The Search for the Holy Mouthpiece" Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the Study, Preservation and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar System Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous Grand Poobah of the Koppraschian Kult Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch Channel (AKC), Kopprasch Public Radio (KPR) Host of The Kopprasch Factor on AKC and All Kopprasch Considered on KPR Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one stop shop for all you need! Owner-Operator, Bad Corner Petroleum Laboratory, " The Worlds Largest Valve Oil Factory" Founder and Disseminator of CLAMSAA, the Universal Holiday for Horn Players Interplanetarily Known Soloist and Artist of Record Exclusive Bundy, Carl Fischer, Olds Ambassador, Sansone and Conn Artist Who Does Not Get His Horns For Free Phone: yes Fax: yes E-mail: yes Website: no "Kopprasch should be an easy resolution to keep." _______________________________________________ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
