Now, I had the mostestest of LOVINGS for this voice as it is what I haver
always tried to do when I am SINGING on my HORN(S), just like our teachers
make
the tellings to all of us to do, so, now, since he has made the beggings of
money and bookings, I sent him my lottery winnings and called my old pal, Sol
Hamhock, who runs the famous booking agency in NY, New York, So Called
Artists and Musicians (SCAM) which handles most of the symphony conductors
these
days, AND, I am mostestest of happiestestests to be making the announcements
of the IGGY und OLE WORLD TOUR, featuring the repertoires you all love,
including the BRITTEN SERENADE, AUF DEM STROM, the newly discovered version of
Kopprasch No. 1 with words, (Why-do-I-al-ways-play-the-horn-like-crap?
I-prac-tice-so-los-ex-cerpts-and-I-al-ways-crack,
I-want-to-play-the-horn-like-Den-nis-Brain,
but-I-don't-want-to-suf-fer-any-prac-tice-pain.) and other soon to
be favorites like my arrangements of Broadway Hits, Beatles Tunes and HOUND
DOG for the above mentioned combination, so please, pretty please, pretty
please with valve oil on it, send me your frequent flyer miles (so we don't
have
to take the bus) and saved up Motel 6, Perkins, White Tower and Applebees
coupons so Ole and I can make this tour and be coming to your town soon!!!
Kindestestest of Greetonings and Mostestestestest of Gratulations,
Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist
Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber, Schplittenotendorf am
Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.)
Solo Horn, Bad Corner Brass Quintet
Hornist, Broken Winds WW Quintet
Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn Quartet
Assistant Associate Principal Mellophone, NJ Turnpike Authority Drum and
Bugle Corps, "The Phantom Lane Changers" (summer only)
Hornist as Needed, L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes
Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di Feces
Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte
Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit 2
Community College, Exit 2, NJ (Ret.)
Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn, Pest Control and Home
Petroleum Studies, Northern New Hampshire Technical Institute, Bad Corner,
NH
Author, "The Kopprasch Connection," "Kopprasch for Fun and Profit,"
"Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In?" "Hooked on
Hornonics," and
"What If Saddam Had Given Ouday and Qusay Olds Ambassador or Conn Pan
American
Single F Horns and a Kopprasch Book Instead of AK 47's, Booze and Porn?"
Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the Study, Preservation
and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar System
Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous
Grand Poobah of the Koppraschian Kult
Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch Channel (AKC), Kopprasch
Public Radio (KPR)
Host of The Kopprasch Factor on AKC and All Kopprasch Considered on KPR
Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one stop shop for all you need!
Owner-Operator, Bad Corner Petroleum Laboratory, " The Worlds Largest Valve
Oil Factory"
Interplanetarily Known Soloist and Artist of Record
Exclusive Amborg, Bundy, Carl Fischer, Olds Ambassador, Sansone and Conn
Artist Who
Does Not Get His Horns For Free
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"Kopprasch will make you sing!"
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