Joyce jabbered: Perhaps Moosewood or Thompson Edition will develop a similar appropriate Tactile Embouchure Rehabilitating Device (TERD) for horn. However, before any production dollars are spent, I recommend appropriate patent release is obtained from the original developer of the TERD.
Here is the link to the TERD: http://www.tubaportalen.dk/uk_artikler_mundstykke_terd.asp Joyce Now, I am telling you all again that this is a knock off of my original device, the French horn Articulation and Resonance Terminator (F.A.R.T.) that I have been using for years soon to be made in 21st Century materials of recycled beer cans and plastic soda, milk and Mr. Clean bottles and if you really are having the likings of this sort of thing and really have the desires to use all these devices to improve your playings, and like spending your moneys on thises and thats and hate making the required practicings of Kopprasch No. 1 or even No. 5 to be making that 10-11 trill, either up or down or from above or below or all of the aboves and belows, then you should be having a look at my other inventions such as the F.A.R.T.'s big brother, the Fabulous Likable And Timely Ugly Lame And Naughty Crowd Entertainer (F.L.A.T.U.L.A.N.C.E.) or the other products like the ones that help your breathings such as the Galvanic Abdominal Spirometric Panacea (G.A.S.P) or the Simple Modern Ordinary Kinetic Energizer (S.M.O.K.E.) which can make the helpings for you to attain Distinct Resonance On Wasted Nodes (D.R.O.W.N.) or just simply order "More Air" from my website. Kindestest of Greetonings and Mostestest of B-Sings, Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber, Schplittenotendorf am Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.) Solo Horn, Bad Corner Brass Quintet Hornist, Broken Winds WW Quintet Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn Quartet Assistant Associate Principal Mellophone, NJ Turnpike Authority Drum and Bugle Corps, "The Phantom Lane Changers" (summer only) Hornist as Needed, L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di Feces Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit 2 Community College, Exit 2, NJ (Ret.) Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn, Pest Control and Home Petroleum Studies, Northern New Hampshire Technical Institute, Bad Corner, NH Author, "The Kopprasch Connection," "Kopprasch for Fun and Profit," "Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In?" "Hooked on Hornonics," "What If Saddam Had Given Ouday and Qusay Olds Ambassador or Conn Pan American Single F Horns and a Kopprasch Book Instead of AK 47's, Booze and Porn?" and "The DaVinci Clam: Did Georg Have a Brother and Was His Name Carl?" Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the Study, Preservation and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar System Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous Grand Poobah of the Koppraschian Kult Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch Channel (AKC), Kopprasch Public Radio (KPR) Host of The Kopprasch Factor on AKC and All Kopprasch Considered on KPR Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one stop shop for all you need! Owner-Operator, Bad Corner Petroleum Laboratory, " The Worlds Largest Valve Oil Factory" Founder and Disseminator of CLAMSAA, the International Holiday for Horn Players Interplanetarily Known Soloist and Artist of Record Exclusive Bundy, Carl Fischer, Olds Ambassador, Sansone and Conn Artist Who Does Not Get His Horns For Free Phone: yes Fax: yes E-mail: yes Web Site: sort of "Kopprasch is no bull!" _______________________________________________ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
