First of all on the international level, every member
of the hornlist has been cleared of possibly being the
father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.  So, apparently
everyone is practicing horn as much as they claim.

Our compliments to the list administrator for not
losing 5 million e-mails this week like the Bush
Administration did.  Way to go!

No complaints have been received by the Holton
Anti-defamation Society this week, although many of
you kept on posting about clattering Holton valves. 
Truth be known, Conn valves clatter too, but very few
complaints have been lodged against the legacy Conn
horns ever since a second "n" was added to the name of
the horn.  Keep complaining and you may find
yourselves at an Imus Sensitivity Training School very
soon.

Happy Friday the 13th, and see you all back next week.

Larry

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