Dear Horn Community, My teacher, Prof. I.M. Gestopftmitscheist, manufactures and bottles his own secret formula valve oil as well as # 5 Duralene White Machine Oil at "The World's Largest Valve Oil Factory" in Bad Corner, NH. The valve oil is triple refined odorless kerosene based with an anti corrosive, evaporation retardant and "slickener" added. The white oil is for the bearings, springs, etc. Here's the deal: For a limited time, an eight oz. bottle of either is $10 plus shipping. Order 12 and the 13th bottle is free! All proceeds from this offer go to the KBHC Scholarship Fund in Memory of Walter Lawson. To order, please e-mail the Professor at [EMAIL PROTECTED] (mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]) with your request. He'll get back to you with details regarding your order and payment assuming his current community service sentence for promoting musical pornography at IHS 40 gives him enough time to process your order. If you missed it, take a look at _http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=professor+ihs+40&search_type=&aq=0&oq=Professor+IHS_ (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=professor+ihs+40&search_type=&aq=0&oq=Professor+IHS) and you'll know why he was charged. Sincerely, Kendall Betts
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