Given the Professor's eBay win of the Senate seat, I am looking forward with great anticipation to 2012, when hopefully we will have the "Palin / Gestopftmitsheist" ticket as standard bearers of the Republican party. I believe, in my heart, the Professor to be every bit as qualified to lead our nation, in the event of unfortunate clammity befalling Ms. Palin, as Ms. Palin herself !!! Here's to better times ahead!
Fred On Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 6:28 AM, <kendallbe...@aol.com> wrote: > Dear Hornlorn, > > I spoke to the Professor yesterday by short-wave radio as his phone is now > tapped by the FBI. He is in Illinois where he is changing his driver's > license (he's using the address of Geyer's old shop, now demolished and > replaced > with the 164 story office/residential tower housing the main offices of > the > Society for Tearing Down the Lights at Wrigley Field, a Chicago based non > profit) so that he can become the US Senator from that state, which he won > on Ebay > last week. That said, please remember that CLAMSSA is a "perpetual > holiday," with no official start and no end to it. That is why it is > "universal." > He knows that ALL of you observe it on a daily basis, whether you know it > or > not, both publicly and privately, and that is the "true spirit of > CLAMSAA." > That said, the current holiday season is a good time to bring up the > subject, > as Scott mentions, to family members so that you can get the horn gift(s) > of > your desires, such as a fresh copy of Kopprasch No. 1 or a new quadruple > horn > or a copy of Dennis Brain's mouthpiece, or a lifetime prescription for > Inderal or Zoloft or Flomax or Pepto Bismal, or a case of Jack Daniels or > a > truckload of Coors Light, for example. > > The Professor assured me that he will make his annual post(s) to the horn > lists with a reminder about CLAMSAA so that you can publicly show your > observances during the holiday concert and ballet season, even though there > is no > doubt that you will, anyway. He has the utmost confidence in all of > you!!! > > Just so you know what you are doing, (and observing the holiday "by the > book"), please refer to his lecture in Denver > (_http://tinyurl.com/http-tinyurl-com-Clamology_ ( > http://tinyurl.com/http-tinyurl-com-Clamology) ) if you have > not already done so. > > Seasonings Greetonings and Mostest of Clamifications from an ice encrusted > and now treeless Bad Corner, NH! > > KB > > > > In a message dated 12/16/2008 7:11:54 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, > h...@yahoogroups.com writes: > > Does any one know the official start of CLAMSSA this year? I suspect it > is > on a lunar calender, due to the tides, etc. Clamsgiving leftovers are > getting stale (Off-key with stuffy G and splooee, clamberry sauce, and > clamkin pie topped with whipped clam), and besides, due to the official > web > site, I have convinced my family that CLAMSSA is a gift giving opportunity > for the hornist in their life. Can anyone start us off with a rousing > chorus of "Over the Mahler and through the Brahms, to the Mother-of-Clams* > I > > Go"? > > Respectfully Submitted, > Scott Young > > > **************Make your life easier with all your friends, email, and > favorite sites in one place. Try it now. > ( > http://www.aol.com/?optin=new-dp&icid=aolcom40vanity&ncid=emlcntaolcom00000010 > ) > _______________________________________________ > post: horn@music.memphis.edu > unsubscribe or set options at > http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/fbaucom%40gmail.com > _______________________________________________ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
