A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see if city 
 kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids 
 to put their hands up if they knew the correct sounds.
 
 "Who knows what sound a cow makes?" she asked.
 
 Mary put her hand up and said, "Mooooo!" 
 
 "Very good," replied the teacher.
 
 "What sound do sheep make?" 
 
 "Baaaa," answered Billy. 
 
 She continued this for a while. Then she asked, "What sound 
 does a pig make?"
 
 All the hands in the class went up. She was surprised at the 
 response. She chose Little Tyrone at the back of the class. 
 He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed, "Up against 
 the wall, mutha-fucka!" 
  




 

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