via http://theMezz.com/alerts --------------------------------- BASIC MATH Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends and favorites, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings, funerals. LOOKS Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. ARGUMENT A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after, well, that's the beginning of a new argument. MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use in two people remembering the same thing! /=-=-=-=-Click Here & Support Our Sponsor-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=\ Juniper Bank-2.9% intro APR, 100% access Experience unrivaled Internet and wireless convenience with friendly account reminders and online discounts. Get connected to a whole new kind of credit card. http://click.topica.com/aaaa3Kb1dhsBb1uab8c/Juniper \=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=/ unsubscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] subscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] url: http://theMezz.com/alerts ___________________________________________________________ T O P I C A http://www.topica.com/t/17 Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Your Favorite Topics
