Senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments.  "My arms are so 
weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee" said one.
"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee"  replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck" said a third, to which 
several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make my dizzy," ...another went on..."I guess that's the 
price we pay for getting old," -winced an old man as he shook his head.

Then there was a short moment of silence... "Well, it's not that bad" said one woman 
cheerfully- "Thank God we can all still drive!"





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