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Dear freiends,
bukan maksud untuk ikut menjelek2an bangsa sendiri,
tapi ada beberapa pernyataan yang memang benar
dilakukan seperti yang disebut di bawah ini.
So, ambil positifnya karena bisa buat bahan
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Selamat menikmati....
Subject: Fwd: Arief Budiman: Are you Indonesian ???
Are you Indonesian ???"
You might be Indonesian if:
You carry handphone even to no service area.
You manage to buy expensive stuff over your salary
capability.
You think bribery as a 'tip in advance'.
You think road as place to park.
You fly Garuda just to know the stewardess.
You send your kids to US just to go to school.
You go to a park and drink 'teh botol' instead of
Budweiser.
You travel to L.A from Jakarta more than 3 times a
year.
You mix soccer and boxing at the same time.
You smoke cigarette that smell like shit.
You have more credit cards than what your wallet can
handle.
You have a car with 20' wheel.
You work for the government to get rich quick.
Your friend in the US call you 'the Indonesian
connection.'
You have been to a motel that can 'hide' your car.
You subscribe internet just to see xxx picture.
Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a day.
You believe kecap ABC could turn bad cooking to
gourmet food.
You talk during a movie.
You use a bucket instead of toilet paper in the
bathroom.
You eat fried rice in the morning.
You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap or
Levi's.
You don't think Jim Carrey is funny.
You carry a 16 oz/ jar of sambal to where ever you
travel.
Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000 will
embarrasses you.
You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyway.
You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy tahu and
tempe.
You are "Dreaming of a WARM Christmas."
You are very good at avoiding potholes and other road
hazards.
Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal.
You think Supermie is a staple food.
You have ever tried passing a Rp. 50 coin as a quarter
in a US vending
machine/pay phone.
You have ever successfully bribed a police officer.
You have ever successfully bribed a customs officer.
You have smuggled electronics and porns into
Indonesia.
You do your shopping in Singapore.
You have ever legally bought pirated software.
You have ever been forced to memorize UUD '45.
You have bought something from a barefooted street
peddler.
You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has.
You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on
wheels.
You realized that money is everything before you were
six.
The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the
word "Jakarta" is
"macet".
Someone you know has ever ridden on top of a train.
Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to
ride the city bus
for
free.
You don't mind people being late.
You think standing in line is a waste of time.
You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to
avoid upacara
bendera.
You have used a mosquito repellant that looks like a
coil & is lit on
one
end.
You use the terms "Ni Yee", "Cincai-lah" and "Ih, ji
jay" on daily
basis.
You complain that movies in America don't have
sub-titles.
Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV
commercials.
You have ever consulted a dukun.
Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and
gotten away with it.
You have ever spent the night before an exam looking
for someone who
sells
the questions.
You like the smell of terasi.
You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl.
You can name a manufacturer of shuttlecock/badminton
birdies.
You have a 16' satellite dish hidden in your back
yard.
You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three
wheels.
You miss your maid during laundry day.
Your clothing has brandnames printed on it that is
visible from 50
yards
away.
You attend weddings only until you are done eating.
You have attended weddings that you are not invited
to.
You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of
ketchup, salt,
pepper
and
napkins.
You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table.
You make major decisions based on gengsi.
You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30 days
money-back-guarantee to
"borrow"home appliances.
Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit
to hide cookies
from
the all-you-can-eat bar.
You have paid more than $1000 to get your name on your
license plate.
When
watching TV you regularly find that all the channels
broadcast the
same
thing.
You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations.
So, if you are one of the above list, you must be an
original
Indonesian!!!!!
Professor Arief Budiman
MIALS
The University of Melbourne
Victoria 3010, Australia
Rudolf Tumbelaka
Anggota Gp
GPIB YOPPE BELAWAN
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