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#01 : Bila kita berusaha membuat sesuatu yang indah, biasanya hasilnya
kurang bagus.Namun bila kita berusaha membuat sesuatu yang
berguna biasanya hasinya Indah.
<Victori Saetakela - GPIB Petra Bogor>
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Dear all,
Selamat membaca ...
GBU,
Yulie/Anugerah Bekasi
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Boss : Nama saudara siapa ?
Pelamar : Prawoto pak ...
Boss : Coba ceritakan tentang keluarga saudara !!...
Pelamar : Saya 2 bersaudara, adik saya masih kuliah di Jogya..Orang Tua
saya tinggal di Surabaya .. Kakek dan nenek dari Bapak tinggal di
Solo..Kakek dan nenek dari Ibu tinggal di Semarang ..Paman dan Pakde semua
tinggal di Tegal..
Boss : Apakan saudara dapat berbahasa inggris ?
Pelamar : Yes .. sir ..
Boss : now tell me about your family in English !!...
Pelamar : Sorry sir .. i don't have family in English .., they're all
living in Indonesia
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.
"unlawful" is when u do something the law doesn't allow and "ill-egal"
is a sick eagle."
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Bad News and very bad ews
Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours
to live.
Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the
very bad news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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Tooth extraction
Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : $90.00.
Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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Pemalak
Seorang polisi menangkap seorang pemalak yang juga peminum berat. Doi
sangat meresahkan masyarakat di sekitarnya.
Polisi : "Kenapa kamu malak?"
Pemalak : "Terus terang, saya malak supaya dapat uang untuk beli minuman
keras."
Polisi : "Lalu kenapa kamu minum?"
Pemalak : "Supaya dapat keberanian buat malak."
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Kisah si Umar
Adalah seorang pekerja Syria yang sedang bekerja di lantai 13 sebuah
gedung. Tiba-tiba seorang berteriak-teriak, "Umar .. Umar .. anak ! ;
perempuanmu Fatimah mati karena kecelakaan ... Umar ...!"
Karena panik, orang ini langsung loncat lewat jendela... dari lantai 13.
Ketika dia hampir mendekati lantai 9, dia baru ingat bahwa dia tidak punya
anak perempuan bernama Fatimah, setelah dia hampir mendekati lantai 5, dia
baru sadar bahwa dia belum menikah.. apalagi punya anak. Dan ketika dia
hampir menyentuh tanah.. dia baru sadar bahwa namanya bukanlah Umar..
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