Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, best wishes for an 
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, 
gender neutral celebration of the WINTER SOLSTICE holiday, practiced within the 
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or 
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular 
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice 
religious or secular traditions at all.  
 
In addition, please also accept best wishes for a fiscally successful, 
personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of 
the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the 
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have 
helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily 
greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to the 
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual 
orientation of the wishers.  
 
This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of 
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever 
comes first. " Holiday " is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, 
limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such 
activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or 
belief (or lack thereof).  
 
Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting 
is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole 
discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. 
This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original 
greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement 
any of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for 
the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation 
of it.  
 
This greeting is void where prohibited by law. 
 
Please check with your physician before accepting this, or any other greetings. 
 
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! 

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