From the IBM LINK NEWS PAGER
iamcreatingnewsfortestingmisalignmentofnewspagesiflenghthywordisgiven 24 June 2009 DULLES, VA—In the largest merger of imaginary assets in corporate history, Internet giant America Online last week acquired media megacorp Time-Warner for an unprecedented $161 billion in pretend money Thursday. "This merger will revolutionize the way invisible amounts of non-existent cash are transferred," said Steve Case of AOL, a company whose actual revenues are a tiny fraction of its make-believe valuation. In an effort to keep pace with AOL, web site blairwitchproject.com is expected to acquire General Motors by the end of the week. Daimler Trucks North America LLC James (Jim) Chappell 503 745-7841(desk) 503 349-5603(cell) work e-mail: james.chapp...@daimler.com home e-mail: jameslchapp...@aol.com If you are not the intended addressee, please inform us immediately that you have received this e-mail in error, and delete it. We thank you for your cooperation.
