OK, so there I was taking a break while waiting on something and I started diddling around on the Web. After going through a maze of twisty passages, all alike, I came across this disturbing page: http://www2.marist.edu/~urmm/vm/index.html .
Now, I can certainly understan bestowing such appellations as "Sir Alan the Persevering,"Sir Chuck the Wide Awake," and "Dame Maryrita the Explicator," but "Sir Rob the Plumber?" And what's up with the shorts? And that shirt? Even I wouldn't wear that. Well, not often, anyway. Jon "Earl of" Brock