Your wise guidance was received about 30 seconds too late.
I beg that you accept my humblest and most abject apologies, Master.

But at least the playing field (pun intended) is now level.

Mike Walter
The opinions expressed herein are mine alone, not my employer's.




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Dearest colleagues:

And now, a word from your humble moderator:  "Harrumph."

Football, right?  No, no...  Thank you...  Please don't answer back to 
the list.

<scratches head thoughtfully... looks for relevance to z/VM...  finds 
nothing...>

Please leave it alone.  Resist the urge.  Put it back down carefully, 
take three steps backward, and walk away.  Do NOT make me pull this 
minivan over to the shoulder of the interstate.  Contents under 
pressure.  May contain peanuts.  Do not put into mouth.  Do not use 
while sleeping.  Use only in a well-ventilated area.  Driver does not 
carry cash.  No alcohol, drugs, or horses.  Apply only to affected 
area.  Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.  Avoid contact 
with skin.  Replace with same type.  First pull up, then pull down. 
Call toll free before digging.  Not recommended for children.  Any 
resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. 
This notice supersedes all previous notices.

In service to the cause,

-dan.

Daniel P. Martin - IBMVM List Janitor
dmar...@gizmoworks.com / modera...@gizmoworks.com





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