Scooter, this is how your owner is going to feel if you don't start behaving -
"I prefer a bike to a horse. The brakes are more easily checked" _ Lambert Jeffries and an oldie but goodie - "If the world was truly a rational place, men would ride sidesaddle." - Rita Mae Brown -- Laree in NC Doppa & Mura Simon, Sadie and Sam (the "S" gang) "When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter" - Roy Rogers
