It does not mean that women are always smarter than men. It’s
just a line. Enjoy it. Please…..
WIFE vs HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for
several
miles, not saying a word. An
earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to
concede their position. As they passed a barnyard
of mules, goats, and
pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how
many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife
replied, "The reason has to be
because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and
asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how
you can be so stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God
made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about
who should brew the coffee
each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get
up first, and then we
don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
around here and you should
do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait
for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible that
the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at
the top of several pages, that it indeed
says.......... "HEBREWS"
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at
home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man
realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for
an early morning business
flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the
silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake m e at
5:00 AM." He left it where he
knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to
discover it was 9:00 AM
and he
had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go
and see why his wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM.
Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but
there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.
Dandy Widiarko
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