SETRIKAAN Vs GAGANG TELPON Hiji poe si Kabayan indit nepungan dokter. Ceulina bareruem siga anu kabeuleum. Dokter: "Aya naon Kabayan?Eta ceuli
meni asak siga beef beacon?" ceuk dokter. (beef beacon=irisan daging sapi
kering) Kabayan: "Sumuhun Pa Dokter, kieu
caritana teh...." ceuk si Kabayan bari siap-siap nyarita. Kabayan: "Basa abdi nuju nyetrika a Dokter: "Kublegugna maneh mah! Tah ari
ceuli anu kenca kunaon?" ceuk Dokter heran. Kabayan: "Nya eta..... rencang abdi
anu blegug teh nelpon deui!!" Dokter: ngahuleng.... *** MEULI VITAMIN Kacaritakeun si Kabayan geus boga incu. Hiji poe manehna indit ka Apotek meuli
Vitamin keur incuna. Kabayan: "Punten Kang, bade ngagalueh Vitamin
keur incu abdi" ceuk si Kabayan Apoteker: "Mangga, Vitamin naon nya? Vitamin
A? Vitamin B, C atanapi anu sanesna?" Kabayan: "Ah.... Vitamin naon wae lah.....da incu abdi
mah acan bisa maca!" Apoteker: "....????...." BEO Seorang bapak berjalan melewati toko burung dan
melihat seekor beo "Saya mengerti semuanya," kata si beo.
"Kebetulan saya ditakdirkan "Apa? Maksudmu bagaimana?" tanya si
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